Thursday, April 2, 2009

Trooper Bob's All Wet


I have mentioned on here before that Trooper Bob is quite the prankster. He was punking people long before Ashton Kutcher. Trooper Bob was notorious for punking the girls in his office and for that matter anyone and everyone.

He would sneak in under the cover of night and saran wrap the toilet then lower the seat and the lid in the women’s restroom. You know what would happen next. The women who worked in the office would come in have their morning coffee and Mother Nature would call. They would demurely excuse themselves to powder their er, um, nose. They would sit on the seat and let it flow when all of a sudden they feel the warmth of their own urine seeping back up between their legs. Yeah he’s a real fun guy!

Since yesterday was April Fools Day I thought I would share the story of how Trooper Bob ended up all wet.

Trooper Bob was out on patrol one day and had stopped a motorist for committing some violation of motor vehicle laws. He was about to enter his vehicle when there on the side of the road he spotted what he thought would be a great joke. He got his clipboard and a pencil and scrapped it up. Then he put this arachnid into a bag and began to smile as his shift ended.
Nurse Meme had a natural and an unnatural fear of scorpions. My mother wasn’t afraid of too many things but scorpions put her over the edge. Trooper Bob came home and rushed with his prize through the house calling out to his wife. She yelled back that she was in the bath getting ready to go on her shift. Trooper Bob brought this heinous creature into the bath and tried to offer it to Nurse Meme who was in the bath at the time.

Trooper Bob was dressed in the full wool uniform that the Texas DPS troopers wore at the time, gun and belt still around his waist. He lightly tossed the scorpion who had been relieved of his stinger into the bath with Nurse Meme. At first it did not register what had occurred with Nurse Meme but once it did there was a huge commotion. Nurse Meme screamed and reacted at the same time. She jumped straight up out of the bathwater and grabbed Trooper Bob by the neck. Then she pulled with all her might in an attempt to climb over him. Trooper Bob lost his balance and Nurse Meme gained momentum; within the flick of an eye Trooper Bob ended up in the bath with the scorpion and Nurse Meme ended up on the outside of the tub. My mother was not gotten the best of and Trooper Bob got soaked.

7 comments:

Renovation Therapy said...

that man is lucky to be alive! i'd have his kicked his ass till he bled.

Cher said...

I agree with Renovation Therapy. He's lucky to be alive!

By the by, you won the book on my blog.

The Texas Woman

Queenie said...

Did Nurse Meme ever get back at Bob?

Tatersmama said...

LMAO ! A man sometimes gets exactly what he deserves!!

terri said...

I gotta say, Trooper Bob had it coming! That wasn't a prank, that was downright mean!

Laundry Lady said...

LOL! I share that unnatural fear. Ewww!

VE said...

My gnomes do those kind of jokes all the time. I hate them...