12:20 a.m. Officers busted an underage drinking party on Meadow Court. Two male juveniles were charged with MIPs.
What underaged kids drinking? Why I never! Okay I did but don’t tell Trooper Bob.
1:53 a.m. An intoxicated male was making a verbal disturbance in the beer department at a local grocery store. Officers asked the man to leave and he obliged.
11:37 a.m. A 14-year-old male was caught shoplifting a set of fake handcuffs from Wal-Mart.
Hum…looks like he got a pair of real ones.
Better a Broomstick than an iron skillet…I’m just sayin…
11:40 p.m. Six to seven intoxicated males were causing a disturbance on Kelly Road. When officers arrived the men agreed to leave.
That must of have been some party.
I wonder if he had been at the party on Kelly Road.
10:12 a.m. An ex-wife feared that her ex-husband was suicidal. Officers checked on him and he was fine.
Good they need to be scared.
Looks like Bigfoot is back.
Now where exactly is that house with the beer box???
He must have found the beer box.
It was Bigfoot out and about again.
12:40 a.m. A 16-year-old male in Lakeside was upset that his girlfriend was sleeping on the couch. The two were separated for the night.
Um, Yeah. What is she doing at her boyfriend’s house? Why didn’t he drive her home? What is wrong with people????
11:32 a.m. A Flathead County resident called in because they thought their time would be better spent doing community service, instead of jail time.
Maybe they should have been doing community service instead of getting into trouble.
What does that mean? They were peeing on fire hydrants and pooping in my yard?
Then how do they know it was stolen?
Popped out of what? Hey was she sleeping on her boyfriend’s couch?
Wow this guy sounds like a real genius! I bet he wants to give it to the repo man now.
8:48 a.m. Cobbler Village Road neighbors said, “we can work it out.”
I seen you round for such a long long time….
I remember when you used to drink my wine…(WAR)
9:56 a.m. Apparently the “we can work it out” statement was premature. One of the neighbors called back.
Julius you beat me to it!
Maybe it was just pea-ed away.
The toddler probably drives better than most of the people I know.
What kind of pills? You know this is just like a man… if one is good then 40 is better.
Like I said…if one is good, 40 is better.
9:12 a.m. A man, who has a $20,000 warrant out for his arrest, was spotted near some train tracks.
I bet he isn’t near the train tracks anymore…I bet he was on the train out of here.
I bet it was a Pinto. Remember them? The exploding car.
That was no turkey…That was Steve Martin.
Did anybody but me see the movie Folks with Tom Selek and Don Amiche? He keeps trying to help his elderly parents commit suicide and he fills the Pinto (the exploding car) up with gasoline and pours it all over everything and it still doesn’t blow up. That is all I could think of was this guy was driving away in an exploding car.
I guess his Pinto finally blew up.
She was probably tired of all those young whipersnappers mouthing off at her. Or Michelle Obama tried to hug her.
Then is it really stolen or just borrowed?