Why is it I know all the words to the song of he 50’s but can’t remember where I put my keys?
Why do Religious channels and Spanish stations come in clear as a bell with an antenna but all other stations look like a scrambled porn channel? I keep trying to figure out if that is Conan Obrien or Deep Throat. Although I must confess, watching Bugs Bunny in Spanish is rather interesting. If the Octomom gets her own TV show will it be on channel 8?
Now that the government owns General Motors do you get a government license plate when you buy one?
My Brother, Buck, and his wife, Pie, have been married 33 years today. Isn’t that amazing since it seems like it was only 33 years ago that they got married? I really have to give Pie credit how she has lived with his aggrevating, pestering and teasing for 33 years is beyond me.