Why is the white house white? Why isn’t it red, white and blue?
Why didn’t somebody spring the money to repair the Liberty Bell? I mean how tacky is it that our country can’t even repair one of it’s symbols of freedom? Does that symbolize our broken freedoms?
Now moving on to my overheard on the beach this week:
Girl in the tiny bikini to guy on the blanket in front of us: Do you think I look fat is this bikini.
Guy looks girl up and down replied: Considering it’s my 4 year old daughters bathing suite, you look pretty good.
Overheard in restaurant:
There was a table of octogenarians sitting at the table next to me complete with walker’s and hearing aides:
1st Lady: Did you hear that Michael Jackson died?
2nd Lady: Yes, they think he might have overdosed on Damitall
1st Man: Didn’t he used to play for the Chicago Bulls?
1st Lady: Who?
1st Man: That guy who died, Michael Jordon.
Seen in the Grocery:
Bottled water, bottled in Tijuana, Mexico. Now aren’t we told NOT to drink the water when we go to Mexico but it’s ok to drink it here from a bottle?
My Drink of the week is called a Sundowner:
1 shot of coconut rum
1 cup of pinapple juice (go all out here don't buy the cheap stuff)
2 dashes of Angustura Bitters (more or less depending on your taste buds)
Shake this with some crushed ice or heck pour it over your head it doesn't matter to me but I prefer to sip mine.
Happy Independence Day!