Thursday, October 15, 2009
Clowns You Be the Judge
Since it is getting close to Hallowweenie and it is TMI Thursday over at Lilu I thought I would share this story with you. Since it’s such an auspicious occasion. Now I wouldn’t tell just anybody this story. Since you are such a trusted friend I know you won’t laugh at me, much. I’ll tell you.
The next obstacle they encountered on their trip was a dead end with blood all over the corn and screams coming from somewhere beyond the dead end. Hum I guess that is why it was a dead end. They turned to go back but just as they turned they heard a chain saw. They heard the hum of it begin to rev and then a monster in a hockey mask jumped from the blood splattered stalks and began to chase the little frightened family out of the dead end lane. Now the mother in her haste to get her offspring to the maze and in the maze before it became too dark forgot to visit the porta-potty in the parking lot. Needless to say the 44 oz of iced tea in her bladder had actually tripled in volume and was now 132 oz of liquid that needed to be expelled. Only there was one problem, no where to expel it.
No instead this mother loaded their offspring up and took them to a haunted mansion, Thrillviania, out in the middle of nowhere. Again it was a very long drive and again the mother stopped at the Sonic and purchased route 44 drinks all around. They drove 50,000 miles out into the country and up a dirt road to the scariest looking house they had ever seen. They unloaded from the gas guzzling beast and set out on foot to again experience the rush of a good and proper fright. They paid their bazillion dollars entry fee to the wolfman who still had blood dripping from his whiskers and entered into a foggy frightening yard full of gravestones and bats flying overhead. There were zombies milling around the graveyard looking for their next prey of fresh flesh. Avoiding the zombies and the swamp monster they walked up the sidewalk to the front door of the mansion. The mother saw in the distance a big sign that read “RESTROOMS”. Did she make her way there? Did she visit the lavatory before entering the realms of hell? The memory of the previous Halloween still fresh in her mind she hastily made her way to the door marked ladies. Just as she reached out to open the door a big evil clown reached around the corner and grabbed her. I think you know the rest.
Just so you know...CLOWNS ARE EVIL!