Gladys Has Wandering Thoughts

Remember that song “The Wanderer”? Well that is what I am this week, The Wanderer only I’m don’t go from girl to girl, just town to town. Or perhaps more of a Gypsy.

Not Gypsy Rose Lee though. I mean it's hot and all but I'm not stripping.

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Tadpole wants to know why it is women are so concerned about what their underwear look like while guys don’t care if they have a 4” skid mark and a torn waist band in their tighty whities? **************************************************************************
If you have ever eaten catfish then answer this.

Why is it you can eat 14 pieces of catfish that will taste just fine but as soon as you bite into that piece of mud cat you are done?

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Why is it that I can go shopping with money to spend and not find a thing I want. The minute I’m broke and could not afford to pay attention much lest buy a new whosit for my whatsit I find everything in the world I simply MUST have right this very minute.

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Speaking of shopping that leads me to my eaves dropping segment of the program. You see I visited Little Bitty City’s local Squal*Mart and I learned what I pretty much already suspected. People are the same everywhere. Like the woman who parks her cart sideways in the aisle. She blocks the entire aisle so that no one may pass. She is much like the rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. She has huge fangs. I think I soiled myself. Either every store has one or two these people or I am being followed. Imagine being stalked by the aisle hog.

Aisle Hog to son: Johnny reach around over there and hand me up that Sue-Hav-EH (yes that is how she sounded out Suave) sharmpoo.
Son: MAW. I can’t reach it. It is too high up on the shelf.
Aisle Hog: Then just give me whatever you can reach.

Woman trying to pass Aisle Hog: Excuse me could you please move your cart out of the way.
Aisle Hog: I’m almost done here.
Woman: Well I just want to get by you and get a bottle of conditioner.
Aisle Hog: Can’t you just go round?

Little Girl Riding on Cart: Mommy why is that cart in the middle of the aisle?
Mom: Because some people are just rude and park in the middle of the aisle.
Little Girl: Oh like that lady there? (Pointing at the Aisle Hog) She’s RUDE?
Mom: Yes she is rude almost as rude as you for pointing at her
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And now for some Random Pictures

It is once again Friday and Mrs. 4444 over at Half Past Kissing Time is hosting her Friday Fragments.

Ann Again and Again hosts VGNO on Fridays wander on over and have a Virtual Girls Night Out. She is on Vacay this week but still took time to host VGNO. So let's make up a big ole wash tub of Gladys' Vacay Punch:

1 cup Pineapple Vodka

9 cups water

4 Liptons Tea Bags

2 cups Sugar

1 can Frozen Orange Juice (thawed)

1 can Frozen Lemonade (thawed)

2 six packs 7up

Boil tea bags with two cups of the water. Set aside and let cool. Boil the remaining 7 cups of water with 2 cups of sugar. Bring to boil and remove from heat. Set aside and let cool to room temperature. Once sugar mixture is cool add the Orange Juice and the Lemonade. Add water from the tea and squeeze tea bags. Add Pinapple Vodka. Stir together and Freeze over night. Serve in a highball and top with about 2 oz. of 7up.
Makes 40 - 50 drinks

Now go have a good weekend and be good to one another. Oh and let me know what you did for the weekend.