Friday, April 9, 2010

Gladys Has Mentho-lyptus Thoughts

It is Friday again and time for Mrs. 4444 to present her Friday Fragments. Go on go over read her fragments, link yours and have a big old fragmented party. Then go on over to Ann Again and Again for your weekly Virtual Girls Night Out. Have a drink, even if it’s just water, read some stories and partake in her game. Also link your Friday to her Friday.
***********************************************************I have three dogs, okay I only have one but the other two are my granddogs so… We are living in our RV. These dogs have always lived on 10+ acres. This means that for the last 8 years they have pooped and we have never seen it, or very little of it. Now we are walking them 3 or 4 times a day. This means we pick up poop 12 or 16 times a day. I am now a poop reader.

“Oh, honey, we need to stop giving Kai extra vegetables in his meals, its a little green” or “ewww, I think they ate the red webbing off the lawn chairs.” Yes I am The Poop READER.


I have been taking some on-line classes. Yesterday I had a class with a man who, well, didn’t speak English very well. Not that he had bad grammar but he had a very thick accent. I think it may have been Russian or Arabic all I know was he coughed out his words. I kept wanting to give him a Hall’s Cough Drop, cherry of course.

I am one of those people who believe I need to be taking classes all the time. Things are not static they are dynamic and it is important to keep learning or you atrophy. So the next class I am taking is going to be The Joy of Garbage.


This week Tiger returned to the world of golf. Nike also debuted his new ad campaign. Is that commercial not the freakiest thing you have ever seen.

I don't know what's worse, his dead dad talking or the look on Tiger's face?  Is he getting some below the waist action or what?


Finally but not lastly it is also Happy Hour Friday over at the RX Bambi. She hosts Happy Hour Friday so go on over and tell us what makes you happy.

Here are some things that make me happy.

Planning a trip to the beach this week.

She calls me almost everyday and we girl chat.

It was my quirky cousins birthday this week.  She makes me happy!

Now go on and be good to one another and remember thoughts become things, think good ones.


the Chacogirl said...

Happy VGNO from down south in Paraguay, thechacogirl!

Ann Harrison said...

"The Poop Reader"?!? You're so funny. (And I totally know what you mean ;-> )

Happy VGNO Gladys!

Carolee Hollenback said...

Oh boy, do I have to look forward to being a "poop-reader?"


Hope you have a great VGNO!

Matty said...

Now that's a first. A poop reader. Maybe you're onto something there. It could be a new business idea. What a selling theme..."we read your pups poop".

I am quite tired of the media coverage on Woods. Thank you.

Take my wife with you.....she loves the beach.

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

Dear Poop Reader,

I am trying to figure out how you know someone has an accent in an online class. It must mean that it goes beyond email. Is this a Skype thing or something?

Confusingly Yours,

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