"The story you are about to hear is true; only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.")
The Flathead Beacon:
Police Blotter for the week ending 9-7-09
A sampling of crime briefs from the Kalispell Police and Flathead County Sheriff’s reports…by Julius Macker (comments by Gladys)
What nice thieves, to leave a note.
Now who do you suppose made him do that? Hum? Could it be SATAN?
What did the desk clerk call him by name? Did he ask if he wanted the room on his tab?
I wonder where her pants she had to be invited into pulling them up?
Hey if you are going to steal a 30 pack of beer go for the expensive stuff or at least the Heineken.
See 9:33 p.m. 8/21/09. Wife finding out husband was having extramarital affairs.
Oh great now they have Mind Control Devices.
Hey those pea-hens can be mean, they aren’t just a problem they are a danger.
I’m sorry but I would have been the most scared of the Chihuahua.
I hope this time he stole the good stuff.
Again see 8/21/09...
Well that answers the Drama Llama question.
He tipped over? Tipped over what? An Outhouse? A cow?
Was it Lulu and Stephanie? Ok only those of you who read Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum books will get this. So go read them.
10:44 p.m. A resident of Birch Drive in Evergreen reports that an unfamiliar individual knocked on the door and invited himself into the home. The intoxicated visitor evidently wanted to watch a television evangelist with the homeowner.
Well I guess Benny Hinn just has that effect on people.
Yes well it is unusual to “just enjoy the day”.
Obviously he was extremely intoxicated; he was wearing a purple tank top.
Wow that is suspicious.
I have made that trip and totally understand.
Could this be that proverbial monkey on his back?