Gladys has Hellish Random Thoughts

s Friday again which of course means that Mrs. 4444 over at Half Past Kissing Time is up to her Friday Fragments. That is where you go over and link up your fragmented thoughts to her fragmented thoughts and everyone gets to read all of the fragments. Let me tell you I always thought that my mind wandered. It is also the day that Ann over at Ann Again and Again has her Virtual Girls Night Out. Hey Ann when are we going to have a REAL Girl’s Night Out?
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Let me share my week with you. It is hotter than hell here in Southern California this week. I know this because Satan won’t vacation here, it’s too hot.

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I have suffered with an aching back for about a month now. I am not sure what is causing it other than old age. I know it must be old age because I’m complaining to all 7 of my faithful readers. Any I had a doctor’s appointment scheduled for something totally unrelated. Now let me tell you about my doctor. She is amazing. No really AMAZING. She is not just a cardiologist, pulmonologist and internal medicine doctor she is also clairvoyant and magical. When I say magical I mean she is downright spooky. Anyway I didn’t feel well that morning, again totally unrelated to the reason for my appointment. I had a really bad headache and was a bit dizzy. So I arrive for my appointment and am ushered into the exam room within seconds of my arrival. I told you she is magical. I am seated in the room and the nurse takes my vitals and asks how I am feeling. I tell her I have a bit of a headache.
Dr. Enchanted immediately appears. We chat for a few minutes when she gets up and tells me to open my mouth. She takes her little flashlight and shines it in my mouth and I instinctively say “ahhh”. She asks “how long has your lower back been hurting?” Now how the heck did she know about my back? I didn’t mention it to the nurse, I hadn’t told her, heck I’m not even sure I told Kahuna my back hurt. She had my tongue between her fingers then said “you have a sinus infection and you’re anemic again.” Wait all she did was look at my tongue. When she let go of my tongue I asked “how did you know my back hurt, that I have a sinus infection and I’m anemic.” She pulled my lower lid down and shined her light in my eye and said “from your tongue. If you want a second opinion, your eyes just confirmed it.” I do indeed have a sinus infection. Blood test confirmed anemia and I’ll be darned how she knew my back hurt from my tongue. That is why I say she is magical. ********************************************************************************

I overheard this conversation at the beach.
Surfer 1: Yeah Dude, last week when we were gone up to Big Sur we gave our neighbor a key to our house so she could feed the cat. Man she cleaned our house. It was like spotless. The whole friggin house was spotless.
Surfer 2: Dude how dirty was your house that your neighbor couldn’t stand it and cleaned it?
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Girl Surfer about to go into water to Boy Surfer coming out of water:
Is the water cold?
Boy Surfer:
Naw, I was able to pee without any problems.

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One homeless guy to another:
Hey did you sleep here last night?
Homeless Guy #2: Naw I like to sleep closer to Starbucks. Didn’t you know it’s pumpkin latte time again?

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I am once again headed to the beach where it is a bit cooler. It is in the 90's not 110 like it is inland. What are you doing this weekend? Are you picking out pumpkins? Are you decorating your house for Halloween? Maybe your cleaning out your gutters. While your in your warm sweaters and sipping hot apple cider just remember I’ll be sunning my self in the warm sand, wearing flip flops and bathing suits. I know some of us lead a blessed life, you decide which it is.
Now remember be good to one another.
Thoughts become things.