"The story you are about to hear is true; only the names have been changed to protect the innocent."
The Flathead Beacon:
Police Blotter for the week ending 9-22-09
A sampling of crime briefs from the Kalispell Police and Flathead County Sheriff’s reports…by Julius Macker (Comments by Gladys).
5:16 p.m. A semi load of crushed cars leaned precariously on Highway 2 East
I have heard of the leaning tower of Pisa but not the leaning tower of crushed cars.
I guess that detained her for awhile, or that is a good way to detain someone.
Hey Fred you wanna steal this here car? Naw I got a car but hey I could use that carburetor.
Hey I think I know why they named the street that.
It doesn’t sound like Happy Valley was very happy...
Once again the leaning tower of crushed cars has left carnage in it’s wake.
Doesn’t sound like they were hidden.
Imagine that a bear on Spotted Bear Road. I wonder if it was spotted?
Wasn’t there a movie like this? If not maybe Quinton Tarantino needs to make one.
I guess they figured they were in a pickle.