Saturday, November 21, 2009

Gladys has Doggie Random Thoughts

I know I know it is Saturday and I’m late for Mrs. 4444’s Friday Fragments. I got distracted getting my hair did by the Hair Whisperer, Lola of the Cabana. Go on go over read her fragments, Mrs. 4’s not Lola and link yours and have a big old fragmented party. Then I want you to go on over to Ann Again and Again for your weekly Virtual Girls Night Out. Have a drink, even if it’s just water, read some stories and partake in her game. Also link your Friday to her Friday. *********************************************

I went to several pet adoption events last week. I wanted to take each and everyone of those little doggies home with me. Do you think they would call me the crazy dog lady who lives at the end of the lane?


I had to go to the Squal*marts this week. Yes it is always an adventure arriving on the planet Squal*Mart. It has even become one of the hottest blogs out there The People of Wal*Mart. While I saw my share of interesting species I have to admit that next time I taking my camera with me on my Squal*Mart safari.


I was at Ross Dress for Less, or as I call it Cheap Stuff Scattered Everywhere Store, looking for a suitcase for Lulu to carry around Europe. Yeah she’s going to Europe for Christmas. Yes I’m pea green with jell-ass-ee. Anyway I had finally made my way to the front of the line when an older woman cut in front of me with her cart. She turned and said “Cut-sies.” Now I had waited in this ding dang line for 35 minutes and this chick was trying to cut? I pulled myself up to my full 5’1” ninety-eight pound self and said “over my dead body!” She winked and laughed and said “just trying to insight a riot.” Then she pushed her cart over to the giant pile of bath salts. Thank God because I thought I was going to have to kick her ass right then and there.

This Picture is from Magnificent Bastard's Website
Which proves he is Magnificent!


My overheard of the week was at the pet adoption.

Pet Volunteer: I can’t adopt a cat to you.

Crazy Lady: Why not?

Pet Volunteer: Because you are a freeze-dried – whackaloon.

Crazy Lady: So? Even freeze-dried-whackaloon’s need pets.


Otin hosts his Happy Hour Friday over at the Wizard of Otin. Hopefully I’m not too late for that too. Honestly I’m never late, not like Matilda who will be late for her own funeral. Hey wait maybe that is the one time it’s not a bad thing.

Here are a few things that make me happy.

Snowy Christmases


Having this Guy call me and tell me stories
And the last thing I don't have a picture of but it's you guys.  It's getting comments and e-mails from people I have never met.  Thank you so much for reading my random and often rambling thoughts and stories.  I luv ya man!

Now go out there and be good to one another and remember thoughts become things, think good ones.


Staci said...

Oh, Gladys, we all enjoy your stories to the point of nail-biting and crying if a new one doesn't show up on time!

Do you think maybe people are intentionally dressing up, or dressing down, as the case may be, to go to the Squalmarts now that they can be immortalized forevah on the internets?

otin said...

You are so right about ROSS! That store always looks like a bomb went off in it.

I despise Wal Mart! I would rather pay higher prices than go in there.

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

HA! I had to read your 'cut-sies' part out loud to hubby...he was wondering why I burst out laughing... ;) Glad you didn't have to kick her ass right then and there! :)

I keep forgetting to take my camera with me to Squal*Marts, too. I really must, it's awesomeness can't be denied.

I'm really hoping for a snowy Christmas...that would not only make me happy, but ecstatic! :)

Happy FF and HH late! :)

Jaime said...

what the heck is a freeze dried whack a loon? whatever it is, they probably shouldn't be trusted with a pet...

Mrs4444 said...

OMG-Are you sure the Pet Volunteer wasn't talking to you? LOL

My sister just sent me a disgusting shot from the FoW site--very disturbing!

Loved the "Cutsies" fragment--her sense of humor is awesome, and I love that you said something. 98 lbs? Seriously? I'm jealous!

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