Gladys Has Slasher Random Thoughts

It is Friday again. Didn’t this week fly? Doesn’t it seem the closer to Christmas the faster the days go by? Honestly whose idea was it for it to get dark at four in the afternoon? Anyway seeing that it is Friday it is time for Mrs. 4444 over at Half Past Kissing Time to host Friday Fragments. She says her brain is picked dry, somehow I doubt that. Also and too it is Virtual Girl’s Night Out over at Ann Again and Again. Go on over link up to these and join in all the linky love.

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Are you superstitious? Since it is Friday the 13th do you look for Jason over your shoulder? Or was that Halloween? No wait that was Freddy Kruger or was it Leather Face? I don’t know I get so confused.

The only thing scarier than this guy is this guy in a clown wig

 Anyway do you cross the street to avoid a black cat? What if you own a black cat? Do you spend all of your time avoiding your cat?

This picture is from Petfinders.com 

If you can't adopt a pet at least donate to your

nearest pet rescue.

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What about throwing salt over your left should if you spill it? Do you do that? I did that one time in a restaurant and hit the lady behind me right between the eyes. I didn’t know you were supposed to throw the spilled salt and not the salt shaker.

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Chuck Todd yeah the Whitehouse reporter for NBC is a bet welcher. What am I talking about? Remember during the World Series when he bet the Whitehouse Press Secretary if his team lost he would shave off his mo-goat? Yeah that stupid looking moustache and half goatee thing that makes his face look like he is wearing a butthole? Yeah that thing. Anyway he lost his bet and he NEVER shaved.

Could it be that he is just Robert Gibbs in disguise? Maybe he doesn’t want to blow his cover.

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It’s November and my mind tells me that I should be wearing sweaters and boots instead of shorts and flip flops.

It should look like this

                                                                             

                                                                                     Not this

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I met the blogger known as Nanny Goats In Panties earlier this week in the Mento, Sacramento that is. You know what? She wasn’t a nanny goat and she was dressed in frilly panties. Go figure.

I took this from her.  She fought hard

but ...

She and her husband were very entertaining. Thanks NGIP we enjoyed meeting you.
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Do you ever watch those shows Hoarder or Clean House? I just watched a couple of episodes this week and I now have the urge to purge. I swear I’m going to get rid of everything in my house. There will be nothing but concrete floors and bare walls. I don’t want Niecy Nash showing up at my house.

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Now for my overheard of the week only it wasn’t actually overheard but more of a conversation with me.

Ceasar Chavez Park Sacramento, CA

I was in Bigbucks across from Chavez Park in Sacramento. I was in line behind a woman who had lots and lots of make-up caked on, carrying a big sparkly purse and bright pink pumps. She was holding a tattered and torn cup, one she obviously fished from the garbage.

Thanks Greenville Daily

She was carrying on a conversation with someone named Zenu. It was her turn at the counter when I realized she was going to get the nasty dirty cup refilled.

I moved up next to her and said to the Barista “hey that cup looks like it might leak. Why don’t you give her a fresh cup of coffee, you can put it on my tab. The Barista frowned and said “are you sure?” I smiled and said “Absolutely. I wouldn’t want her to leak coffee on her pretty pink shoes.” The Homeless woman continued her conversation with Zenu said to the air next to my head “That lady is going to take my shoes.”

The Barista smirked and asked “a latte or a regular coffee?” She turned away from her conversation with the mysterious Zenu and answered “regular, extra hot.” He handed her the new extra large extra hot cup of coffee and she turned toward the condiment table. It was my turn and I placed my order when I heard “Hey lady!” I turned to see the Homeless woman about to exit the coffee house. She smiled a big smile and said “tell your momma and dem I said HI!” I didn’t hesitate and I didn’t waiver I smiled and said “I sure will shug! You have a good day!” The Barista and the other patrons all stood wide eyed and starring. I just smiled and said “she must be from the south. We speak the same language.”

Oh and the Barista did not charge me for her coffee.

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Also and too Otin over at The Wizard of Otin hosts Happy Hour Friday. Go on over check out what makes him happy and link yourself up. Now here is what makes me happy.

A little color in the middle of the desert

Cool old buidlings

Finding out your early morning flight is empty

and you have a 737 to yourself.

What are you doing this weekend?  Are you dragging your Christmas decorations out?  Getting ready to go to the National Rodeo Finals in Las Vegas?  Snowboarding?  Tell me what your weekend holds.
Me?  Kahuna and I will be at the beach. 

Now go be good to one another and remember thoughts become things, think the good ones.