Wednesday, May 6, 2009

This is What I'll Be Doing

Greetings and Salutations,

If I am a little tardy over the next several days please forgive me. If I disappear and you think you are forever rid of me, do not rejoice in haste. You see we will be starting our journey back to the land of sunny beaches and sonof a...well you know.

There will be lots of these in my future,

and you know how I love public toilets.

And lots of this.

Hopefully some oddities and unusual sightings. I intend to share them all with you.

Now I have to go saddle up my pony and ride on out of here.

The mountain woman is heading back to the desert. Instead of feeding the errant deer and conversing with the chipmonks I will be wrestling rattlesnakes and picking prickly pear from my nether regions.

I will try and give you dispatches from the road.




lagirl said...

Have a great trip and try not to scare the locals!!

Miss Marie said...

Yeah! Gladys is coming home!! :)

Katherine Roberts Aucoin said...

Have a safe trip, I will miss you!

The Texas Woman said...

She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes.

She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes.

She'll be comin' 'round the mountain,
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain,
She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes.

Sorry. I couldn't help myself.

The Texas Woman

Queenie said...

YAY! I do love me a road trip! Please keep us posted with every titillating detail. Yes, I know, Gladys, I said tit.

Girly Stuff said...

I am glad you are getting back to warmer weather. I was getting chilled just reading your posts!

Have a safe trip!

Nanny Goats In Panties said...

You're going into the refrigerator business! That's what the boxes are from, right? It's about time you found your true calling selling ice boxes.

terri said...

Have a safe trip!

Bob said...

Does this mean you won't be reporting on the Flathead crime beat any more?