There are a million stories in the city.
"The story you are about to hear is true; only the names have been changed to protect the innocent."
The Flathead Beacon:
Police Blotter for the week ending 7-21-09
It was the League of Extraordinary Cows
Those cows sure are busy.
Yeup that will do it. So will an ice pick. Not that I would know first hand or anything.
Well was it three or four? I think if I lost $100’s I would know exactly how much I lost.
Evidently since he got caught 7:02 p.m. Labrant Road was blocked by a large fallen tree. The issue was quickly resolved by means of a chainsaw.
Was it Leatherface?
That must have been one tough dog. I bet it was a Chihuahua
They are just practicing until they can graduate into blowing up bigger things.
Yes but did anyone hear it fall?
As opposed to a non-standard one?
Did he hurt his funny bone?
Were they in it at the time?
Were they pickling tools?
I guess he wasn’t Dun Movin
Dang I don’t think that was a good idea putting Quickcrete in that there water balloon Fred.
Well they were real party poopers.
Maybe they were trying to make some interesting designs in the lawn.
Those Houdini Llamas are very tricky.
Why? Why did they capture the bat? That to me is like playing with mice or snakes. No just NO .
Maybe the dog just wanted to go for a ride.
Is that what they mean by clean energy? Washed wood?
Don’t take it personally it was just pissed that he got his truck stuck.
This makes the police blotter? Parents and their kids arguing? I thought that is just what happened.
Was he at the Do Drop Inn?
6:15 a.m A would-be robbery went awry at a convenience store on Highway 2. Evidently, a woman snatched two cans of beer and bolted to a waiting getaway car. Her partner in crime then drove the car directly into a nearby ditch after which the duo was arrested for shoplifting and DUI.
Maybe they should have waited to rob the store when they were sober.
A gaggle of transients? Were they geese?
I have taken a pack of sugar or two and maybe even made off with a glass or two but a table and chair?
Dang Fred I thought you hooked up the trailer I didn’t know you wanted me to.
Maybe it was getting a tan.
1:33 p.m. While it appeared that a pit bull on Killdeer Lane had no access to shade or water, the creature did indeed have water and liked to lie in the sun.
2:30 p.m. Dogs on Mountain View Lane were lying in the sun. Authorities gave the owner suggestions for keeping them in the shade.4:58 p.m. On Anderson Lane, a dog keeps bringing home chickens from a neighbor’s yard. This frustrates the neighbor, who is rather fond of his poultry..
Evidently so is the dog.
The cows or the mans? Do they make dentures for cows?
Maybe he just had to pee so he jumped in the water.
I am confused he was mad because his neighbor took his own gravel?
Gives new insight to along came a spider and sat down beside her...
I guess he graduated from blowing up mail boxes.