Sunday, January 18, 2009

And Now for Something NEW! Ask Trooper Bob

I decided that I want you to get to know Trooper Bob a little bit better. So next Thursday I will have a segment that will be called ASK Trooper Bob and he will answer your hardest questions.

See he is sitting here waiting for you to ask him questions. Go ahead you know you want to.

You all have been stopped by that officer and your sitting on the side of the road registration in hand and you are too mad, meek, embarrassed or confused to ask the REAL Questions. You know like boxers or briefs and grape jelly or bananas on your peanut butter sandwhich. The really riveting questions.

He is already answering a question. He is so intuitive he knows the answer before you ask. Sort of like Johnny Carson as the Great Karnak.

So ask your questions here or send them to my email and I'll get them to Trooper Bob. I'll have him answer them and then I will Post YOUR questions with TB's answers. No question is too stupid no query to trival. Now throw me your best.


terri said...

I want to know if Trooper Bob ever stopped someone for speeding and the offender used the old, "I have diarrhea and was trying to get home before I sh*t my pants" excuse.

I have always wondered if that would get you out of a speeding ticket.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if turning on the tears ever works or if it just ticks Trooper Bob off.

Anonymous said...

I have two questions for TB.

Does he hand out more tickets on days that he's had a quarrel with the wife?

Does he have a quota to meet for the day/week/month, etc.

Anonymous said...

The previous "anoymous" post was ME, lagirl.

Darn! Hit the wrong key!

Girly Stuff said...

Did you ever have a close call? What did that feel like?

Jean Martha said...

Terri - It worked for my Mom! LOL

Trooper Bob - What's the grace speed in a 65mph area? Say, if the driver's doing 72, do you let them pass on and only race after the 75, 78, 80+ mph folks?

Katherine Roberts Aucoin said...

What was the funniest traffic stop you ever had?

Queen Goob said...

Questions for Trooper Bob:

1. What cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.

2. Who is cooler - me or my brother?

3. Who will win Super Bowl XLIII?

4. Why should you never mention the number 288 in front of anyone?

Thanks Bob!