We had arrived, not as I had imagined into the wild but at the dump. Yes this was my adventure.
We drove up the ever growing mountain of garbage and into the vast wilderness of trash. I was amazed at the number of people who like us had decided to visit the receptacle of waste.
We left the dump then headed back to the job site to drop off the trailer. Here again I thought was when my adventure would begin. Once again I was tricked. I was fooled. Upon arrival at the construction site Kahuna hoodwinked me. He had buffaloed me into thinking this was an excursion when in truth it was work. I was appalled. Doesn’t he know I’m the Queen of Slackassedness? Doesn’t he know that my job is to loll about looking cute? How did he do this you ask? He asked my opinion on planting the eleventy billion plants he had purchased for landscape.
He opened my door and helped me out of the truck. He walked me to the barren area around the building and said “What do you think we should place here?” Now I have to admit I am horrible at growing things. My plants will be completely healthy one day and the next they will wither and die. My only savior is that the rabbits eat them before they die. I had a beautiful pot full of herbs. They had actually begun to grow. I went to bed and the next morning there was nothing left, not even nubs. The jack rabbits had eaten everything except for the pot. I digress.
That was my big adventure. I came home covered in mud and sore from head to toe.
I feel like I just spent 6 weeks at the Biggest Loser’s weight loss camp. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go catch up on my lolling about before Kahuna comes and takes me on another adventure.