Random Thoughts by Gladys

Mrs 4444 over at Half Past Kissing time host Friday Fragments. Go on over and check her out at http://www.halfpastkissintime.com/. You link up to here site from this linky-thingy and she links back to you in a great big blog-huggy-type-thingy. Anyway... Here are some of my random thoughts for the week. Well besides the ones that I tweet or twitter or what ever the heck you call it.

Why do anti- wrinkle commercials always have 12 year old models hacking their wares?

Oh and why do anti- cellulite creams have someone with legs the size of twigs on their ads? They barely have skin on their skeleton legs much less cellulite. If you have a dream about a talking dog does that mean he is the master and has to take you for walks?

Why are the Desperate Housewives so Desperate?
Why is it when your schedule allows you to sleep late your body doesn’t?
I have now befriended a herd of deer. Now I’m going to worry about them when I leave.

I blew up my mixer making cookies. What’s worse is they weren’t even for me.

I can’t wear white shoes before Memorial Day for fear the fashion police will wrestle me to the ground and arrest me and I’m not going through that again.

Why do I always crave sugar laden foods when I cut sugar out of my diet, but I don’t crave diet foods when I go off my diet?

Why do we have Rabbits represent Easter? Here is my theory. You see once Christ was put into the tomb and covered with the shroud of Turin. Who is this Turin guy anyway and why did he give up his shroud? Three days past and when they rolled away the stone Bullwinkle the Moose was standing there and said “Hey, Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Out of the Tomb”. The story of Easter by Gladys. (I’m kidding please don’t write me and tell me I am a heathen and that I will roast in hell.)

And last but not least I am awarding my very first OICMP Award to Lilu over at http://www.livitluvit.com/. I warn you don't read if you have a sensitive disposition or are easily offended.

Here you go LiLu...Just copy and paste.

Oh and since it's Friday it is time for Ann Again and Again's Friday Virtual Girls Night Out. Go on over there and check out her virtual pre-Easter Melt Down. Tell her Gladys sent you.