Friday, April 17, 2009

Random Thoughts by Gladys 4-7-09

It's Friday again, already. It is also the Day that Mrs. 4444 does Friday Fragments. So go on over to Half Past Kissing Time and link on up.
Did you know there are Equine Gangs?

What are the chemical properties of Mother’s spit that makes it not only an industrial strength face cleaner, a hair styling product and a glass cleaner?

Why is it when you are traveling have to go to the bathroom really bad there either isn’t one for miles or if you do find one it is occupied?



Who invented the button on the T.V. remote that hypnotizes men at the exact same time the television turns on? Unless of course it’s on Lifetime?


Why is it when an American visits a foreign country where they don’t speak the language they start speaking really slow and loud, but when foreigners who visit America who don’t speak English they speak really soft and fast?



Why is it when you call customer service they make you enter your account number then when you get a person on the line they ask you for it again?


Why do people say “I need to gather my wits about me”? Did they escape?

El Camino – car or truck? You decide.


***Stay tuned...I'll post the rest of "Life Of Crime" later today.

Don't forget it's Virtual Girls Night out over At Ann Again and Again. Go mix yourself an adult beverage and join in the fun.

21 comments:

Cher said...

You on Twitter, me not:

If all pirates looked like Johnny Depp, I would throw myself on the nearest cargo ship!

The Texas Woman

♥georgie♥ said...

LMAO@elcamino car or truck the mullet of cars...that is too funny!
enjoyed your FF
that pic of ryan just aint right...lol

Suzanne said...

Toooo funny, Gladys! The pic of Ryan made me almost spit my coke out! LOL!

Suzanne @
http://sugarloafcottage.blogspot.com

Mrs4444 said...

So far, my hands-down Favorite fragment this week is yours about men and the TV. Although my husband could say the SAME about me and the computer screen. Oops.

Or that bathroom is DISGUSTINGLY dirty?

And that customer service thing DRIVES ME CRAZY!!

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

This one drives me nuts!!

Why is it when you call customer service they make you enter your account number then when you get a person on the line they ask you for it again?

Stopping by from Ann's VGNO party to say hello! Happy Friday!

I am Harriet said...

OMG! Are you funny!!!!!

Happy VGNO!
Thanks

Tamis said...

I love your commentary! Happy VGNO!

Martha (FL) said...

Too funny! Mullet of cars! Your post made me laugh out loud more than once!

blueviolet@A Nut in a Nutshell said...

Happy VGNO! That's always bugged me about the double account number request too!

Anissa said...

Happy VGNO -- Passing by everyone to say hi while my little one is asleep -- he is still sick!

ModernMom said...

LOL Very cute.
I voe El Camino is a truck. My Dad had a baby blue one. HA
Happy VGNO

Opus #6 said...

Great post. I have been wondering about the El Camino for years. Happy VGNO.

TLCSilverJewelry said...

Equine Gangs is pretty funny. Happy VGNO, Tracy

Hit 40 said...

Creepy box of baby heads!!! I might see that in my sleep. Thanks.

Happy VGNO!!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Love every one of those!! This one my hubby and I have complained about...often:

Why is it when you call customer service they make you enter your account number then when you get a person on the line they ask you for it again?

Happy VGNO! :)

raquel roysdon said...

You are so funnie I want to follow your blog and you don't have a follow button? Happy VGNO!

Liz said...

Great pics Happy VGNO

JAN'S PLACE said...

you are throwing some "heavy" stuff at us.. kind of like in the 60's!!

Happy VGNO!!

me? Cookie Rhea-Listik!

CoffeeJitters (Judy Haley) said...

happy friday

Gena said...

How neat!

Yaya said...

Excellent fragments!

I often wonder that about the account and customer service. And what the heck is up with the bathroom thing? I totally know what you mean!

Hope you're having a great weekend!