Friday, April 10, 2009

Random Thoughts by Gladys


Mrs 4444 over at Half Past Kissing time host Friday Fragments. Go on over and check her out at http://www.halfpastkissintime.com/. You link up to here site from this linky-thingy and she links back to you in a great big blog-huggy-type-thingy. Anyway... Here are some of my random thoughts for the week. Well besides the ones that I tweet or twitter or what ever the heck you call it.

Why do anti- wrinkle commercials always have 12 year old models hacking their wares?




Oh and why do anti- cellulite creams have someone with legs the size of twigs on their ads? They barely have skin on their skeleton legs much less cellulite. If you have a dream about a talking dog does that mean he is the master and has to take you for walks?


Why are the Desperate Housewives so Desperate?
Why is it when your schedule allows you to sleep late your body doesn’t?
I have now befriended a herd of deer. Now I’m going to worry about them when I leave.
I blew up my mixer making cookies. What’s worse is they weren’t even for me.

I can’t wear white shoes before Memorial Day for fear the fashion police will wrestle me to the ground and arrest me and I’m not going through that again.


Why do I always crave sugar laden foods when I cut sugar out of my diet, but I don’t crave diet foods when I go off my diet?




Why do we have Rabbits represent Easter? Here is my theory. You see once Christ was put into the tomb and covered with the shroud of Turin. Who is this Turin guy anyway and why did he give up his shroud? Three days past and when they rolled away the stone Bullwinkle the Moose was standing there and said “Hey, Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Out of the Tomb”. The story of Easter by Gladys. (I’m kidding please don’t write me and tell me I am a heathen and that I will roast in hell.)



And last but not least I am awarding my very first OICMP Award to Lilu over at http://www.livitluvit.com/. I warn you don't read if you have a sensitive disposition or are easily offended.


Here you go LiLu...Just copy and paste.


Oh and since it's Friday it is time for Ann Again and Again's Friday Virtual Girls Night Out. Go on over there and check out her virtual pre-Easter Melt Down. Tell her Gladys sent you.

24 comments:

Cher said...

Dang, I went to LiLu and can't stop laughing. Had to come back to tell you thanks before I search through her back posts!

The Texas Woman

Ali said...

Sorry about the mixer mishap. I blew up my blender last week. Not fun. Off to check out Lilu

Stopping by from VGNO!

ali
http://www.motivatedmama.net

Martha said...

Stopping by from VGNO. I have a dog barking out me because she wants to go out, so I'll have to stop back again to do some more reading!

Lizzie said...

you have such a great blog! love this post, i laughed so hard.

Happy Easter & Happy VGNO

Anissa said...

To funny! Thanks for sharing.

Happy VGNO!

Hope you have a wonderful Easter!

Mrs Cooper said...

stopping in from the VGNO. Happy Easter

~~tonya~~ said...

Great pictures! Happy VGNO!

Have a great Easter weekend.

Jaime said...

i'm so glad i'm not the only one who's blown up a mixer! i should never be allowed in the kitchen!

blueviolet said...

Happy VGNO! I sometimes give my mixer a workout but thus far, it's hanging in there!

Katherine Aucoin said...

Gladys happy VGNO and Happy Easter. I'll trade you my mixer for your oven - lol.

Missy said...

Hey there, love the randomness. Happy VGNO.

Hit 40 said...

Fun pics and website! Happy VGNO!

Ali said...

Hahaha! Great post! And the OICMP, that is funny, I referred to it in one of my posts about my DS's nighttime cloth diaper, it is HUGE and looks hilarious on him! Happy VGNO and have a great Easter weekend!

pam said...

I love your award!! Have a great night, and a Happy Easter:)

~Sandy~ said...

oh my this was just too funny! i am now a follower....can't wait to read more :O) Happy VGNO!!!

JAN'S PLACE said...

You are a HOOT!

Have a great VGNO!

Jan :)

raquel roysdon said...

hahaha I like that award. Happy VGNO, Happy EAster.

Just A Mom (Call me JAM for short) said...

Hahaha! All so true!!!

Thanks for stopping by tonight for VGNO!

Have a great Easter!

Mrs4444 said...

Well, you have been entertaining AND informative today! Thanks. I am off to be offended by Lilu and going to check out my first VGNO! :)

flavoredmom said...

Loving your random thoughts. We can definitely hang out. Happy VGNO!

Stacy (the Random Cool Chick) said...

Loved your randomness! I agree - all those anti-commercials are so fake looking based on the people they use for the ads...and I absolutely agree about always craving sugar when I'm cutting it out of my diet but never crave diet food when I'm off my diet...heh, heh!! And isn't LiLu great?!

Stopping by from Ann's - Happy VGNO and Happy Easter! :)

Bob said...

For someone who's bound for hell, you're pretty dang funny. (Maybe you shoulda paid more attention in Sunday school, or Catechism, or whatever you godless heathens do. Rocky and Bullwinkle are not found in the Bible. (Trust me, I did a concordance search.)

LiLu said...

Oh, I will wear it and wear it proudly! Hahahaha you are too funny!

Yaya said...

You are hilarious! I have wondered that same thing about cellulite commercials.