Gladys has Salty Random Thoughts

Its Friday again which of course means that Mrs. 4444 over at Half Past Kissing Time is up to her Friday Fragments. That is where you go over and link up your fragmented thoughts to her fragmented thoughts and everyone gets to read all of the fragments. It is also the day that Ann over at Ann Again and Again has her Virtual Girls Night Out. Also she is having a give-a-way. She is giving away Harry Connick Jr. Ok not him but his new CD. Go on over to her Review Page and don't enter so I can win.;)



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!UPDATE!  Mrs. 4's named me as the Fragment of the week for something I said last week.  You can read it here Gladys has Hellish Random Thoughts.  Thank you Mrs. 4's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m getting old and forgetful or maybe I have adult attention deficit disorder. I left the house and made the 13 mile trek to town this morning with all intentions of going to the post office to pick up the mail. I went to Squal-mart, Big Lots, Smart and Final and made it to Target. Guess where I didn’t go.

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Have you been shopping for fruit lately? No really have you? Now when I was a kid we had a couple of fruit trees in our yard. We had a peach tree, an apricot tree and a fig tree. My mom would go to the Safeway and bring home exotic fruits like bananas, oranges and sometimes if the season was right strawberries. I went to the grocery and about had an apoplexy trying to figure out what the heck a pluot was.  How about a peacotum, that sounds like a male body part.  Have you ever eaten a chokecherry?  I mean I've eaten cherries so fast that I choked on one but what is a chokecherry?

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Kahuna and I were watching a surfer show. Hey shut up he tolerates The Real Housewives of Atlanta it’s the least I can do. Anyway they were talking about one professional surfer who had to take a year off because it just got too intense from him. WHAT? Isn’t surfing supposed to be one of the mellowest sports out there? Truth is…it’s a shark tank out there.

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Since I mentioned surfing... that makes me think of the beach. Now I’m not a fashionista. I don’t wear the newest, latest and greatest bathing costumes but I have to tell you some people come to the beach dressed very, um…let’s say entertaining.

Leave the peach bike shorts at home, umkay.

Yes those are cowboy boots.  Yes they are on the beach.

Leave the Wonder Bra for Wonder Woman.

Sand, sand, sand, OH MY GAWD WHAT IS THAT?

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Overheard at the beach:

Man to wife: Honey why don’t you look like that young girl in the thong over there.

Wife to Husband: What girl in a thong? I see a guy wrapped in sea weed. Maybe you need to clean your glasses.

Husband to Wife after she cleaned his glasses: Why did you do that? I liked the view from my dirty glasses better.

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This is Steve.  I don't know who Steve was but they had a

memorial service for him at the beach.  I'm not sure but i think

Steve was in the world vase.  Rest in Peace Steve.

Now remember be good to one another.

Thoughts become things so think good ones.