Friday, February 13, 2009

What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas NOT

Have you seen this ad where the whole town of Cransfills Gap Texas is going to Vegas? Well I think that is pretty cool. I know where Cransfills Gap is and have actually been there a time or four.

I even have a history there. I have a whole passel of ancestors who settled there back when Texas was still the Republic of Texas. They came in a covered wagon and settled there in rolling hills and made it home. Wendy, my cousin who keeps me grounded, went and did a bunch a research on our family and said they were in Cransfills Gap back in the 1840's.

Now here is the reason I'm telling you all about this stuff is because my Quirky Cousin “B” or Cyber Cowgirl is having a birthday. She and the whole crew of my quirky cousins are going to Vegas to celebrate. They are going to go and gamble and see the shows and they may even go to one or two of the casino too. They are going to have a high old time and practice that age old saying of ‘what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas’.

“B” is the oldest of the cousins. She of course is still very young which makes me very, very, very, very, very, very young. Heck I’m practically an infant. Okay maybe not but believe me she is very young at heart. She has a great sense of humor and a great sense of adventure. This past summer she and I were trying to figure out how to get her up here on her motorcycle. Yes, she is a motorcycle riding, roller bladeing bad ass. She figured she could make the ride up no problem and that would give her a chance to ride through Sturgis and see what it was all about but alas we had waited too late in the season. She instead went to her day job as a teacher.

She is the one who used to drive the old Willis jeep up the ‘mountain’ so that we could go swimming in the tank (pond to those of you not from Texas). She is the one who I remember driving the caleche roads of the Texas country side as fast as that Le Mans would go. She is the one who put me on that goat in the ‘Cousin Rodeo’.

I just want her to be sure and not end up like this guy. Don’t let a hooker take your pants and your boxer shorts.

The story behind this picture is my friend Huntress got a text message from her cousin who was on a girl's weekend in Vegas. They were leaving for dinner and spotted this guy at the Reception Desk. She said everytime he bent over you could see his family jewels and well they were lookin awful sad and lonely. Anyway seems this fellow got himself a hooker and she decided to take his pants. He was trying to make it back to his hotel and stopped in this one to see if they would give him some pants.

You know good and well I'm not going to let this go without a few comments. First of all Kudos to Huntress' cousin for being Quick Draw McGraw and snapping this picture. Second of all did the Hooker take his boxer shorts too? I mean I understand the pants because the wallet was in them but hey at least leave the guy with his tidy whities.


Nazarina A said...

Omg! I laughed so hard, now that is a pretty prerequisite for the rest of my weekend, I am telling all my sad friends to read this and laugh.

MJ said...

LOL. Aw, I almost feel bad for the guy!

Katherine Roberts Aucoin said...

ROFLMAO!!!! But seriously, who needs that imagine burned permanently in their brain? LOL!

Ms Martyr said...

I always thought they were called "tighty whities," but what the heck do I know? I just call them panties so my husband screws himself into the ceiling.

Sarah said...

I have only been to Vegas once but I can tell you it wouldn't have surprised me to see pants-less man. Vegas really is as wild as they say! :)

Anonymous said...

Been to Vegas once?!! Thats preposterous!!!

Get out Sarah!

The Texas Woman said...

I used to own a one-hour photo shop. You wouldn't believe the pictures we'd get in. That's why I love blogging - I'm the biggest voyeur!

The Texas woman

Girly Stuff said...

Vegas is crazy! Your cousin should blend right on in!

You are right...where are his boxers?

Jen said...

Funny...along with the flasher story. there a pattern here.

Jaime said...

that's great. the guy deserved to lose his pants. was his wallet still inside?